I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
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whenever someone asks for the definition of irony - show them this
Ah hah hah hah, fuckin’ hell
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive
Go home, Thor. You’re drunk.